You may ask yourself: Is he some kind of vampire? Has he just escaped from some clandestine tomb? Will staring into his eyes through my computer screen forfeit him my very soul? Does he dress like that every day!?
The answer, of course, is no. You are stupid for even thinking such things. In any case, I hope to be a source of entertainment in my upcoming posts, and a boon in your unending quest for bomb-ass pussy.
I leave you with my first cultural victual, discovered in one of my routine web quarries. It combines my love of robots with my love of neutral-toned chiffon. I leave you with Hussein Chalayan's latest sartorial aberration, Hat: The Devourer of Dresses!
2 comments:
WHAT A QUEEN! Go back to the mortuary.
Holy crap!
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