(crs) It's not me, it's you!

So I was surfing youtube to find the best mockeries of Miss Teen South Carolina's speech about Americans and their grasp of world affairs (read: pure irony), and instead stumbled across a collection of absolute short-film gems!

They are a series of shorts featuring "The Most Awkward Boy In the World". My favorite:

Sure, I wouldn't mind massaging awkward boy myself, but it's hilarious, no?

I also recommend the shorts featuring him riding an elevator, enjoying a hot tub, and paying a fare.

These clips' sheer comedic superiority over any half-wit South Carolinian's bumblings only go to show one thing - New York's sheer superiority over everything. That's right, Awkward Boy is in New York, as am I, and we're better than you.

Unless you're a New Yorker too. In which case, congrats man! Aren't we cool?

-booziebee

PS - Fuck, I couldn't really resist taking my own quick kick in Miss Teen Idiot's cretinous ribs. You might as well educate yourself as to why:



Apparently these people couldn't help but kick her as well:



America - We've really got a good thing going on!

(crs) Ladies, I hope you wore your bvds, because it's HIGH KICK TIME!

If there's sometime that we continually find in life, it's new equations that equal "gay". Whether it be something simple like fratguy + booze, or more complex like new years hotel celebration + marie antoinette movie on payperview + ecstacy + gaping face wound, it all ends the same. Gay. Here's a new one I just found:

Diana Ross + Vegas + the 1970's

Please see below


I hope you watched that video with some respect, because at least three quarters of those dancers have since contracted/died of AIDS.

That's right, free love + horribly deadly communicable virus + 30 years = bummer.


-booziebee

(crs) Thar she blows!

World's fattest man. He happens to be Mexican. Come on people, I'm really tossing you a lob here, can you please make fun of this person? I'm thinking Jabba the Hut. I'm thinking the tastefully pulled piece of cloth over the crotch (like Senor Fatso's dick has seen the light of day since 1982). Anything! I'd mock the creature myself, but I need to make another trip to the restroom to vomit whatever's left of my stomach contents.


-booziebee

(crs) Yup yup

Is it wrong that I masturbated to this video?


Oh, wait, I meant...
This guy sucks! Take that, establishment!

-booziebee