So what do you do when all your roommates think you're foul for looking at porn on someone else's computer?
First of all, let's clear something up. If I was looking at a flick where a big boobed bitch was getting double-stuffed by two greasy Italians then we wouldn't even be working through these issues right now. But of course I wasn't. I was perusing some classic homosexual pornography. Nothing too crazy, nothing too fetishy. Have I mentioned my roommate has a foot fetish? Irregardlessly, I brought my own chair into my housemate's room to surf for some gay erotica, and I didn't even touch my swim-suit area the entire time (the goal was to store mental material for later).
All of a sudden there are house meetings going on that I'm not privvy to, and I'm fucking Hester Prynn walking around with a goddamn scarlet A (for "All-about-anal") on my chest.
Have I mentioned that I hooked up with a really hot Asian last night? Not that I really remember the details, but he looked good this morning, so I'm proud. Who knew that the Thai were so masculine? I always pictured Thai men as being either practically homeless or as manipulative lady-boys (and let's not kid ourselves, probably both), but somehow this asian fellow was quite attractive!
So anyways, Fuck You, roommates! My fuck-buddy from the far east came on all your toothbrushes, and I laughed while watching him do it.
-Chris
