So what do you do when all your roommates think you're foul for looking at porn on someone else's computer?
First of all, let's clear something up. If I was looking at a flick where a big boobed bitch was getting double-stuffed by two greasy Italians then we wouldn't even be working through these issues right now. But of course I wasn't. I was perusing some classic homosexual pornography. Nothing too crazy, nothing too fetishy. Have I mentioned my roommate has a foot fetish? Irregardlessly, I brought my own chair into my housemate's room to surf for some gay erotica, and I didn't even touch my swim-suit area the entire time (the goal was to store mental material for later).
All of a sudden there are house meetings going on that I'm not privvy to, and I'm fucking Hester Prynn walking around with a goddamn scarlet A (for "All-about-anal") on my chest.
Have I mentioned that I hooked up with a really hot Asian last night? Not that I really remember the details, but he looked good this morning, so I'm proud. Who knew that the Thai were so masculine? I always pictured Thai men as being either practically homeless or as manipulative lady-boys (and let's not kid ourselves, probably both), but somehow this asian fellow was quite attractive!
So anyways, Fuck You, roommates! My fuck-buddy from the far east came on all your toothbrushes, and I laughed while watching him do it.
-Chris
2 comments:
It's good to see my fellow honeymaker mixing it up in other hives. I would have added that your roomates will now enjoy a spicy tinge (those thai cooks really know how to make your mouth water) to their already desecrated toothbrushes.
Stay fierce, girl. I'll be there soon, and we can do some much needed hating. P.S. If you ever need to borrow my laptop to watch gay/hardcore/puking fetish vids, I'll hand it right over. Just try to keep the keyboard sanitary. What are friends for?
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