The blogosphere is a magical place, where any citizen of this earth can retreat to brush up on their celebrity gossip, underground music, or the latest in sex trends (see photograph at right).Oh yeah, that bitch is ready to go . . . Anyhow, getting back to the point, everyone's favorite music blog (or at least, one of the most read) Gorilla vs. Bear was recently featured on G4's Attack of the Show.
In case you are unfamiliar with either, Gorilla vs. Bear is an Austin, TX based music blog showcasing local and international music acts. They review a pretty varied fare; everyone's bound to find something they don't like! Attack of the Show, on the other hand, is a daily televised news and variety show featuring two attractive hosts:
Kevin Pereira and
(Yeah, I'd do him)
Olivia Munn
I am a fan of this program. Their news tidbits, tech reviews and gaming info delivered with a modern and jaunty irreverence have me sold. They also have a segment entitled "Blog Watch" in which they summarize the findings of selected blogs from around the internet. In their most recent installment they highlighted Gorilla vs. Bear for their continued efforts in finding obscure musical acts. G4 also airs another favorite program, X Play. Not only does it provide my gaming fix, but features the massively fierce Morgan Webb (not the painted whore at left). Love that bitch, 4 real. Anyway, here's the clip.
He talks about Gorilla vs. Bear, then talks about some of my favorite Swedish rockers: Peter Bjorn & John. Glad you featured a cool blog, but Kevin, please keep your musical criticism to yourself. His statement re: Young Folks being "apparently the only decent track on the album" just worked me into a fit! Clearly Kevin hasn't listened to the damn thing, because if he did he would know that album rocks me hard. If you'll take a moment to pop over to his Myspace Page, you can see that his sub-par music tastes do not give him authority to make such an appalling and rash statement. I mean, he likes Coheed and fucking Cambria. As evidence, I present another radical track from Writer's Block:
MP3 Peter Bjorn And John - Let's Call it Off (single mix)
So, what I'm trying to say is that unless you have incredibly sophisticated tastes like one such as myself, keep quiet, or you might embarrass yourself as Kevin has. Don't make his mistake.
- Marcelo
2 comments:
Morgan's titties look a wee bit lopsided. I would only half-heartedly lick them.
Kevin is one tasty nerd, but he's asking for it. I'm going to have to sneak into his dressing room, tie him to a clothing rack, and play the entire PB&J album while making sweet forced love to him. After that, if he doesn't admit at least one other track is da bomb then it's time for round two...
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