(crs) "Bat-shit crazy" doesn't cover it.

Do you relish a good love triangle? Are you interested in space travel? Do you just love to hear about people having COMPLETE meltdowns? Then you'll love this news story! It's a tale as old as the hills:


Girl loves space.











Girl loves boy.







Girl drives one thousand miles wearing diapers (!) to spray a perceived rival for Boy's affections with pepper spray, and intends to kill her and submerge her in a Florida bog.












Can NASA pick 'em, or what? That saddest thing about this entire affair is that a trained astronaut couldn't pull some tricky kung-fu shit and get the job done! This ho can dock shuttlecraft in zero gravity but she can't even abduct and kill one single person? It's times like these that make me ashamed of our military preparedness - seriously people, our soldiers are not getting the training they need.

-Chris