(mar) Check out that hip Asian-looking chick on the right!

In addition to bears, vaginas, and hating on jealous bitches, this blog also seems to have a recurring theme of finding hot Australian music. The latest and greatest, my friends, is Teenager (not to be confused with The Teenagers, Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers, or Teenage Fanclub).


Check out the Tasmanian Devil about to sneak out of those pants! Definitely pop on over to their myspace page and give them a listen. My fave track is Alone Again, which at once reminds me of The Cure, New Order, and Cocteau Twins circa Head Over Heels. If you know me, you know this gets my motor purring like a drunk pussy.

Or, if you're in the mood for some in-your-room-brooding, try West. Unfortunately, it looks as though their album is a little hard to get ahold of at this point, unless you want to shell out and import it from Australia. In the meantime, be the hippest kid on your block when you hit them bitches with this hot remix track (not as good as the original for me, but a worthwhile shack-shaker at your next happening) Teenager - Alone Again (Van She Tech Remix). And remeber, Teenager says "We will break our necks before your hearts". Awwwww, shit.

- Marcelo